Fake Sarah Palin Rocks New York City

As the real Sarah Palin made her way to the Big Apple for her whirlwind "A Thousand Wasillas" tour , the New York Daily News sent its own version of the Alaska governor out on the streets for a dry run. Star-struck voters hounded her for autographs and pictures. One guy yelled: "You're hot! But I hope you lose." There was just one hitch: Our "Palin" was a fake! She was really a 29-year-old look-alike named Kristy Webb - and most people were fooled.

There's even a video, in which the impostor is denied an audience with fellow Palin parodist Tina Fey. My favorite faux-Palin quote: "I'm eating one of your husband's hot dogs." You might view this as a light-touch publicity stunt by the Daily News, but I suggest McCain take a closer look at his running mate's doppelganger. While the comedian, Kristy Webb, may have even less experience than Palin, her proximity to the United Nations building must to something for her foreign policy cred. Plus, if McCain were to drop Palin from the ticket in favor of Webb, at least he would have a running mate who really never did support the Bridge to Nowhere.

5 Gists You Ain't Know About Sarah Palin

The Insider spoke to Palin's closest friends and found out, uncovering these five (more) things you may not know about her:

• She's frugal. "Sarah gave me a thank-you card after I helped her with her lieutenant-governor race," said her friend, Kristen Cole, who has known the Alaska governor since childhood. "She liked the card so much that she didn't sign it so I could give it to someone else."
  
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  She's a techie. Palin prefers texting to phone calls.


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  She's a rock fan. She named her son Trig Paxton Van Palin because it sounds like the band Van Halen. Says friend Judy Patrick, a former city council member who has known Palin for 12 years, "How cool was that to have a kid named Van Palin?"
  
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  She's adaptable. Palin used to wear Mary Kay lipstick, but she now prefers MAC.


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  She's a traditionalist. Palin is against waxing. Cole recalls: "I remember that one of her girls wanted to get her legs waxed, and Sarah said, 'Are you kidding me? What's wrong with a razor?' "

Tina Fey Too Soft on Sarah Palin; Chevy Chase

Many Celes seems to be hitting hard on Sarah Palin. We had Linsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Pamela Anderson, and now Chevy Chase. Superficial reported that Somebody dug Chevy Chase out of the grave for the sole purpose of putting him on MSNBC's Morning Joe to comment on Tina Fey's depiction of Sarah Palin. Here's what he had to say:

"I thought it was extraordinary how well she played her and much she looked like her, I'd like her, personally I felt we didn't need the Hillary stuff, I'd like her to go even harder. I want her to decimate this woman. This woman, I can't believe there hasn't been more about it... It's just unbelievable to me this woman is actually running for vice president."

Jesus, I guess every "celebrity" is going to get a chance to sound off about Sarah Palin. If that's the case, I look forward to Wilford Brimley's insightful commentary: "Say, is that a dame arguing with a colored boy? No wonder my oatmeal's not ready yet. I'm taking a nap. Don't touch my mustache!"

Pamela Anderson Joins Matt Damon In Dissing Sarah Plain

Pamela Anderson has spoken out against US vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Pammy, 41, told a Canadian news channel: “I can’t stand her. She can suck it!” (Suck what?, a dick?) Her comments follow Matt Damon’s remarks about the self-titled “bulldog in lipstick”. The actor, 37, said the possibility that Palin, 43, could be president was “absurd”.

Oprah Shuns Sarah Palin

Oprah Winfrey has issued a statement to TMZ that Republican VP candidate Sara Palin won't be on her show until after the election.

"The item in today's Drudge Report is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show. At the beginning of this Presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over" said Oprah.

After the election? Please that won't be relevant anymore. What can't Palin tell Oprah to take her show and shove it. For the record, Barack Obama has been on "Oprah" twice -n January, 2005 and again in October, 2006 before he announced his run for Whitehouse.

Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, A Boozehead?

It is remains to be seen how the deeds of a “wild child” would affect the VP candidacy of her mother. There has been political rhetoric of “keeping the kids out” of political jabs. So who is to blame when a republican presumptive U.S. vice president Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, gone wide boozing like this? So much for the VP mom to accused bloggers and the media for pointing out her family flaw.

2008 Election Baby Mama Drama

In what appears to price for fame, a surprising revelation shows John McCain's running mate (here with here family pic), Alaska Gov. Sarah Plain’s 17-year-old unmarried daughter, Bristol, right, is five months pregnant. McCain's camp said the GOP presidential candidate knew about the pregnancy before he selected Palin.

McCain's aides said the pregnancy revelation was intended to quell rumors swirling on the Internet that Palin's infant son, Trig, is actually her daughter's. The Second picture shows Bristol holds her baby brother Friday as their mother is announced as McCain's running mate.

The news of Bristol's pregnancy comes just three days after Palin was introduced as McCain's vice presidential pick at a rally in Dayton, Ohio. She is the first Republican vice presidential candidate who is not a white man. She met McCain only once before the Arizona senator asked her to be his ruining mate.

However, McCain's opponent Barack Obama contends that this is a private matter and warns that any body in his campaign that make issue out of Palin's family drama would be fired.