Tina Fey Too Soft on Sarah Palin; Chevy Chase

Many Celes seems to be hitting hard on Sarah Palin. We had Linsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Pamela Anderson, and now Chevy Chase. Superficial reported that Somebody dug Chevy Chase out of the grave for the sole purpose of putting him on MSNBC's Morning Joe to comment on Tina Fey's depiction of Sarah Palin. Here's what he had to say:

"I thought it was extraordinary how well she played her and much she looked like her, I'd like her, personally I felt we didn't need the Hillary stuff, I'd like her to go even harder. I want her to decimate this woman. This woman, I can't believe there hasn't been more about it... It's just unbelievable to me this woman is actually running for vice president."

Jesus, I guess every "celebrity" is going to get a chance to sound off about Sarah Palin. If that's the case, I look forward to Wilford Brimley's insightful commentary: "Say, is that a dame arguing with a colored boy? No wonder my oatmeal's not ready yet. I'm taking a nap. Don't touch my mustache!"

Celebs Help In Haiti Crisis

Cries of adulation and hunger followed Haitian-born singer Wyclef Jean and actor Matt Damon as they toured flood-ravaged Gonaives to call attention to widespread suffering in the marooned city. Tropical Storm Hanna and Hurricane Ike submerged the Haitian city and cut off roadways.

Damon and Jean encouraged help for the United Nations to raise more than 100 million US dollars for 800,000 Haitians in need after four tropical storms and hurricanes have struck the country since mid-August. Jean's Yele Haiti charity is helping the World Food Programme and the Organisation of American States-affiliated Pan American Development Foundation distribute food to 3,000 families.The convoy visited a school shelter to hand out cooking oil and bags of beans.

Pamela Anderson Joins Matt Damon In Dissing Sarah Plain

Pamela Anderson has spoken out against US vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Pammy, 41, told a Canadian news channel: “I can’t stand her. She can suck it!” (Suck what?, a dick?) Her comments follow Matt Damon’s remarks about the self-titled “bulldog in lipstick”. The actor, 37, said the possibility that Palin, 43, could be president was “absurd”.

Winona Ryder Hijack Brew Barrymore's Exes

Winona Ryder has supposedly been spied spending time with one of Drew Barrymore's more elusively appealing ex boyfriends. The National Enquirer claims the actress, who recently called it quits with Rilo Kiley front man Blake Sennett and has been romanced by the likes of Sexiest Men Alive Johnny Depp and Matt Damon, was seen yukking it up with former professional prankster Tom Green last week at a Los Angeles bar. “Winona didn't waste any time. She and Tom were all over each other," alleges a snitch, "laughing and carrying on."

Green was married to Barrymore from 2001 to 2002. Ryder has a long list of other exes, including Christian Slater, Dave Grohl, Dave Pirner and David Duchovny. Wow! She might as well be an Hollywood Hooker.

Inset: Winona and Tom Green

Matt Damom: From Sexiest Guy To Fat Jack

What is going with Matt Damon lately? The Bourne identity’s guy who recently voted the sexiest man alive has suddenly disfigured from his hunky look to a fatty Jack with bad moustache.