Bony ‘Amy Winehouse’ Wants to Lose Weight

If you are thinking about people "losing weight," you couldn't have thought of a 'skeletal' figure like Amy Winehouse. Here is Amy jugging in a park in London. The fact is that she is too 'bony' to lose any pound from the exercise.

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As skeleton as she looks, she would better off seating at home and eating fatty burgers. At least, that can transfigure her back to how she looked (right inset) three years ago. She had great appearance and posture back then. Now, she as trashy as she can get. 

Celebrity Mug Shot: Jim "Sandman" Fullington

Jim "The Sandman" Fullington, a 6-foot-6, 300-pound ‘gorilla’ wrestler got into a brawl with a Yonkers bar owner T.J. Tarone. The Extreme Championship Wrestler proven too much for 5 Yonkers cops. A SWAT unit had to intervened to subdue him .

Celebrity Mug Shots: Nicole Richie

Brat star Nicole Richie, were arrested for driving while intoxicated and driving in the opposite direction of the traffic flow. She actually violated her probation because she’s had farced the same charges before. These incidents happened in LA before she got pregnant. As a mother now, hopefully she had sobered. 

Mini-Me’s Girlfriend Give Reasons For The Sex Tape

I’m still imagining how a 3-ft man could have sex with 5ft 9in lady. Unfortunately, the highly expected full sex tape might never make it to public domain. Actor Mini-me aka Verne Troyer who featured with his girlfriend in the tape has threatened to sue TMZ and other media outlets that want to promote the tape. The Mini-man denied any knowledge of his girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, filming them while they are banging. He said he’s very depressed that someone he trusted so much could betray him this way.

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However during a radio show, Ranae Shrider disputed rumors that Mini-me is well-endowed. That is contrary to his ego-brag on previous interviews. The girlfriend said: "The only thing I'm going to say is he's definitely not a tripod." Which the radio DJ said that might be appropriate for a man of 3 ft man.

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Shrider was allegedly seeking $100, 000 from the tape’s promoters. She also later appeared on AVNLive (below) to tell her own side of the story.

Sheryl Crow Waxes Stronger

In post Lance Armstrong and after surviving cancer, Sheryl Crow comes out more gorgeous than ever. She really looks relax and charming. She has every reason to be. She got a very reserve (new) man and a chartmaking album out. She now dates seemly shy Alabama businessman, John Cassimus, what a luky dude! (inset below) - courtesy of NYPost. Apparently, she realizes that Hollywood type hunks are not always the best.

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On relationship, she appears to believe in “one life to live” mantra; she has no regret in any relation whatsoever. But she‘s found out that diamond could not be forever. She said: “Diamonds ring may be sweet, but to me they just bring on cold feet…¬Diamond ring fucks up everything…… I have had relationships with great, deep loves, and I have had some that were not functional and some that were more damaging in the end, but you have to accept people the way they are. It doesn’t mean it’s their fault…… I would rather live my life and suffer the pain of losing someone than to never have anybody.”

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I like that. It is an inspiration for ladies. Especially, the ones who think the heaven would fall when they lose their lovers. Hey, just live and enjoy yourself while relations last and other things would fall in place. 

You Wanna Date Derek Jeter? Here Are The Tips

In the Fox Business Happy Hour, last night, Derek Jeter talked about chances of him getting hooked soon. He said: "I hope to be married in the next five years. But any potential bride will be thoroughly vetted. "First of all, you have to pass the test of my mom and my sister. My dad's pretty reasonable. You can get by him. But you can't fool my mom and my sister. If you can get by them, I think you're in pretty good shape."

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Now I can see the reason why Mariah Carey did not last long with him. It was reported then that there was bad blood between Derek’s overprotective little sister and diva Mariah.

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In addition to Mariah, other female celebrities who failed Jeter’s sisterly and motherly test are:

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Actress Gabrielle Union
Former Miss Teen USA Vanessa Minnillo
Singer Joy Enriquez
Actress Jordana Brewster
Former Miss Universe, Indian Lara Dutta
Actress Scarlett Johansson
Actresses Jessica Alba

Clash of Bitches: Omarosa vs Wendy Williams

I can't help but wonder who gave a foul-mouth "bad girl" TV show. Wendy Williams, a sleazy trash-talker who made career out of rumor-mongering now takes her act onto daytime TV. But yesterday, she really met her match: Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth a villain contestant, who featured in Donald Trump’s The Apprentice. The villain appeared on Williams’ show to promo her book called “The Bitch Switch.” And both 'bad gals' got into mud swinging.

Omarosa later told AP that: "Williams is a phoney. As long as she continues to be a fake and a phoney, she won't be successful….she should just go ask Star Jones about that. Honesty needs to be there. When you're not honest with the American people, they do not respond well to you."

Who said that? Omarosa? Are Americans responding well to her? I don’t think so. 

Oprah Winfred Swallows Them All

In latest Forbe’s list of the highest-earning media personalities (below); Oprah Winfrey already a billionaire, made the fattest bucks for 2007. We should remember that she brought Dr. Phil into the Millionaires Club. Evidently, this shows any person Oprah touches could turn gold: the doc made it to an envy position of # 4 beating the vets like Regis Philbin and others.

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What really monumental about Oprah's earnings is that her income alone is more than the sum of 8 others A- listers combined, with exception of Howard Stern.

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Although, Tyra Banks has been in denial that she got inspired by Oprah. But she appears to be coming high. We would see if she can accomplish something closer, years from now.

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And in Hollywood, Will Smith and Cameron Diaz top the movie stars by taking home $80 and $50 million respectively. 

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1. Oprah Winfrey $275 million
2. Howard Stern $70 million
3. David Letterman $45 million
4. Dr. Phil McGraw $40 million
5. Rush Limbaugh $33 million
6. Jay Leno $32 million
7. Tyra Banks $23 million
8. Regis Philbin $21 million
9. Ellen DeGeneres $20 million
10. John Madden $19 million

Jim Carrey's Gay Habit Never Leaved Him

It was widely rumored in the past that Jim Carrey is gay. To dispute this, he quickly settled dawn with a girlfriend Jenny McCarthy. Both of them were spotted swapping swimming suit at Malibu beach. This reflects the saying that "you can‘t always get rid of old habit of a dog." If he was actually gay, he must have missed his gay life. But he is lucky to have an understanding girl who can stand his sizzling act. And if it is not a gay thing, then it must be what he has in common with Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) in bright green ‘mankini.’ Clowns!, I’d say.

Kimora Lee As Bullish As Ever

Kimora Lee, a bitch  posture (as if she wants to take you on) at Make-A-Wish Foundation luncheon. This pix speaks for it self; she routinely calls herself "bitch" anyway. At least she could have put on a little smile. That can’t be a big deal for a lady who was just awarded $40,000/month child support. 

However she had nice things to say about her family and ex, Russell Simmons (in BRD interview): “I couldn’t ask for a better father [for my kids]. I’ve been through a lot. I know that women everywhere especially with kids know what I’m saying and it’s difficult when you go through a little bit of a break up or situation in your family and it’s helping me to find a supportive system and be able to work it out and move on and I think I’m doing that in style.” 

Lil Kim Celebates 33rd Birth Day

Here Lil Kim celebrating her 33rd birth day with her new boy-toy Yung Joc ,25, at a club in Manhattan. Yung can't keep his eyes off the 'bogus breasts'. She obviously looks like typical jumb-off ( 1-night stand) she once sang in one of her hits.

Britney Spears's Surprise Charity Appearance

According to Wire Image, Britney Spears is shown here, with Jim Carrey & girl friend, made a surprise appearance at a fundraiser for Jenny McCarthy's Autism Charity Generation Rescue last Saturday in Los Angeles.

This happened two days after she lost custody of her children to K-Fed. She probably pulled this stunt to dispel what might be seen as a devastating blow to her. I wonder how real is that smile.

Eddie Murphy’s Ex, Envy of Divorcees

Eddie Murphy’s ex, Nicole Murphy, seems to be having a good time all the way. She is seen here at 2008 ESPY Awards with her boy friend, former NY Giant quarterback, Michael Strahan on the red carpet. This is the kind of thing that would make some women [divorcées] envious: why not me? Tracie Edmonds, Babyface's ex, comes to mind: She hasn’t been that luck with men [including Eddie Murphy]. But this Nicole still has it all tight up [body] after five children. Imagine! what Strahan is eating. 

Jessica Simpson's Sister soon to become Mama

According to Star, Jessica Simpson’ s little sister Ashlee and her boy friend, Pete Wentz [of Fall Out Boy] are expecting their fist child – early next year. Although Ashlee is not as successful musically  like her big sister, at least, she made minor success. This is unlike Britney sister’s Jamie Lynn Spears who had no any career accomplishment, what so ever, before giving birth as a teenager.  

Celebrity Mug Shots - part 1

Yesterday’s arrest of DMX has sparked off a series in this blog entitled “Celebrity Mug Shot.” At least once every week, I would be posting a couple of mug shots of our famous celebrities. So, we are starting off with the first installment below: 

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# 1: Here is the mug shot of Paris Hilton arrested from driving while intoxicated (DWI)

# 2: New R & B senseation Ne-Yo booked for reckless driving (stroll down)

# 3:  33 yrs old rapper Da Brat, aka Shawntae Harris arrested for stabbing a niteclub waitress with a broken bottle (stroll down)

Again! DMX Busted! - for giving Fake Identity

Rapper and actor DMX has been arrested again. This would be his 7th arrest in two years and 2nd in this month alone. In the past, he’s been arrest for various offenses raging from DWIs, weapon-drug possession, animal (dogs) cruelty, no-show in court, refusing to pay fine, and driving with a suspended license.

This latest arrest was for giving false identity (according to police) to avoid paying medical bill at Mayo Clinic in Arizona. His real name is Earl Simmons but he gave a bogus name Troy Jones to; and refused to pay $7,500 owed.

He was arrested while shopping at a Phoenix mall yesterday [who knows with another man’s credit card?]. Personally, I feel so bad for this dude; he was raised in the area where I lived in Yonkers. I used to see him come to the city from time to time. This guy is one of the hottest rapper in hip-hop history; he has sold close to 25 million albums, and starred in 10 movies. Just think about such blessings. Some people have it all in life, but they don’t think with their heads.

Lucky Mama Angelina Jolie maneuvered the Paparazzi

Angelina Jolie is arguably the luckiest female celebrities of this time. Thing couldn’t be greater for the world ambassador and super actress. Her latest thriller film, "Wanted” had made over $120 million at the theaters in three weeks. With superstar husband Brad Pitt, six great kids: Maddox - 6, Pax - 4, Zahara - 3, Shiloh – 2, and the newly arrived twins Knox Leon & Vivienne Marcheline. And now, it’s been reported that a magazine had just paid $11 million to be the first to publish the pictures of her twins.

Out of envy, she is being dubbed “Hurricane Jolie” in the French Riviera - where she gave birth to the babies last week – because she is the feature of every news headlines in France currently. And the local celebrities are not too happy about this. They can only wish she leaves ASAP. Well, that seems to be happening as AP reported today that she'd slipped out of the hospital via back door in a white van this morning. She managed to beat the paparazzi who have been following her around for months. She was said to have arrived the hospital by helicopter. But contrary to media expectation that she would leave by air, she evaded the media rats by different means.

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.and twins picture'd get here soon.

Miley Cyrus Rocks New York City

The teen idol Miley Cyrus performed at Bryant Park for Good Morning America this week. The fans could not had enough of the “Baby Diva"

New York's Famous & Hottest Divorcee

Page Six just came out a with a list of hottest divorcee in New York. While I don’t necessarily agree with this, I think it is worth posting. This is just like People’ magazine listing the “Most Beautiful People”. The problem with this king of survey is that it is limited to celebrities circuit only. In my opinion, these individual being publicized are not the ‘most this’, ‘most that’ as being buzzed. I have seen so many private beautiful people who look much better than these hyped celebrities. 

What is offbeat about the list below is that the younger of these ladies happened to be the ones that look older. So what happen? Are they not photogenic or what? 

Christie Brinkley, 54: Ex CoverGirl model and soccer mom, now a charitarian philanthropist divorce from architect Peter Cook.

Alexandra von Furstenberg, 37: Furniture designer divorced from socialite Alex von Furstenberg’s son.

Patricia Duff, 54: Political consultant, co-founder of a coalition to combat injustice in matrimonial law, divorce from billionaire Ron Perelman.

Padma Lakshmi, 37: Model, actress writer, and Top Chef, divorced from author Salman Rushdie.

Tory Burch, 41: Fashion designer ­divorced from venture capitalist Chris Burch.

Eliot Spitzer's Prostitute in ID Theft

A dental assistant had accused Eliot Spitzer's prostitute of stealing her driver license to appear on "GirlsGoneWild". Ms Amber Arpaio is suing hooker Ashley Dupre (picture inset) and the producer of GirlsGoneWild for soiling her good name.

Her lawyer Robert Dunn told NYPost that his client is “single, she works in a dentist's office, and she leads a quiet, very private little life. Now when someone searches her name on the Internet, pornographic material comes up. The whole incident was very shocking to her, and it has become more and more upsetting. It's like a virus that's spreading on the Internet."

Ms. Arpaio lost her ID at a New Jersey beach 4 years ago. Obviously, this it was found by Dupre who in turn used it to lied to get on board GirlGoneWild show while she was under age (17). Then Ms. Arpaio was 21. Both ladies are from New Jersey. Arpaio is reported to be suing for more than $10 million, claiming identity theft, defamation and invasion of privacy.

Britney Spears’ Ex Husband Now Got Full Child Custody

Kevin Federline, Britney’s Ex has been awarded full custody of their two little kids, this afternoon in LA. Britney Spears (seen here living the court) would have two days visitation per week – no sleep over. According to Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, bother sides settled “to avoid the crap shoot of a trial. When you have a trial, you don't know what's going to come out. You don't know what the outcome will be. This takes away the uncertainty of the outcome of a trial. The economic and emotional cost that comes with every custody case, let alone one that is as highly contested as this one."

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Britney has not been on favorable side of publicity lately, with erratic behavior which was seen as harmful to her kids. Her situation is so bad that her father was appointed to manage her financial empire. Such situation might have deemed her unfit for custody.

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This means unemployed Kevin Federline (inset gettng fat) would be collecting fatter support checks. Apparently, he’s been milking on child support ever since Britney lost custody last year. No wonder he is getting fatter

Dog, the Bounty Hunter, Overruns Ratings

Duane Chapman, the bounty hunter who was once yanked off air by A & E had proved that it is good to be given second chance. The foul-mouthed crook-hunting punk got into trouble last year when he was caught on tape calling his son’s girlfriend "nigger", and asked him to dumb the bitch. After 6 months of suspension, he is back on air and his show rating couldn’t be better.

The 5^th-season reality series got the attention of over 2 million viewers who must have missed the punk off air. Hopefully, he must have learned some lessons not to put his foot in the mouth any more. He should save his bad-tempering tantrum for the criminal fugitives.

And Miss Universe 2008 Crown Goes To...

80 beauties from various countries participated in 57th annual Miss Universe [2008] competition which just ended in Vietnam. There could be only one winner and that crown went to Miss Venezuela, Dayana Mendoza. She is a 22 years-old interior designer who has passion for photography and advertising.

The judging panel included Donald Trump Jr., Jennifer Hawkins, and Jerry Springer. Their decision based on three event categories: personality test, swimsuit and night gown. The outgoing 2007 queen, Riyo Mori of Japan, crowned her successor with estimated worldwide viewers of about a billion. Some of the contestants are below including the Mendoza first: